November 2011
69 posts
alexds1:
Joey, do you like movies about gladiators??
How you know you're getting old.
When you wake up late and bend over to pick up some underwear and throw your back out.
Urge to Kill...
Tried to buy a tablet. Card won’t go through. Says the information on my card isn’t the same as what is on my card. There is no egg nog in my apartment.
DEATH
Why did you make me watch “Cyberbully”, tumblr?
Every Female Artist...
…makes an obligatory post about how fat girls should be models.
So here’s mine.
Yeah, airbrush out all the cellulite and stretchmarks, paint them up until they’re barely recognizable and BAM…fashion model for Lane Bryant whose commercials are banned.
Boy, equality sure feels great.
Autor’s Nose: I am a fat chick. And just like in “skinny...
moophles asked: It's ok, I usually only get spam too. :P WELL JUST SO YOU KNOW... I dig your header for your blog. It's fuckin' fancy. <3
Anonymous asked: Not only do I like your blog (haha I found it) but I also am OBSESSED with you secretly. Ok here we go.. I got this idea from a Tumblr spam I got once lol.. I think you like me too and you were always too shy to admit it :3 go to crushmatches(dõt)com (wtf it wont let me link regular) and make an account there. Then look up the profile 'gottagetme19' (me obviously) I left body...
