I say it every year, it’s never going to be recognized, but I still have a need to say it.
NOT EVERY COFFEE SHOP MAKES PUMPKIN SPICE LATTES
PLEASE LOOK AT THE FUCKING MENU
LOOK AT IT FOR FIVE. FUCKING. SECONDS.
IS IT THERE?
DON’T ORDER IT
DO YOU ORDER BURGERS AT SUBWAY?
DO YOU ORDER DONUTS AT PIZZA HUT?
This has been an irate message from your friendly non-Sbux barista. Thank you and goodnight.
On this week’s edition of “What I Learned Happened This Week Through the Internet Instead of Anywhere Else”:
- Ferguson is exploding
- People are all up on this ALS thing
- And some YouTuber was taken by a SWAT team because he was killing people in a video game
I don’t…understand anything anymore…